Spooktacular Confessions

I haven't done this in a while. I think I need a good cleansing...

I confess....

• ...that I ate over half of a double chocolate, chocolate cake yesterday afternoon.
  
  
• ...that I then ate a huge bag of Almond M&M's.
  
  
• ...that it's Halloween and although I don't believe in ghosts, I'm a tad bit freaked out by the fact that every once in a while, my printer, WHICH IS OFF, tends to make noises as if it is ON and getting ready to print. It did it about 10 minutes ago and I'm pretty spooked.
  
  
• ...I'm the biggest chicken ever and can't even watch the commercials for scary movies let alone sit though an entire horror flick. Halloween is not much fun if you don't like to be scared.
  
  
• ...that the scariest movie I ever sat through was "House on the Haunted Hill" and that was only because I was tricked into watching it. I still get a little uneasy when I hear carousel music because it reminds me of one scene in particular. **SHUDDER**
  
  
• ...that the thought of carrying around my 18lb 5 month old dressed in his monkey costume so that everyone can say how cute he is tonight, is not as appealing as it was a few weeks ago.
  
  
• ...that I feel guilty for refusing to gut pumpkins for my hubby. He is a Halloween fanatic, but seriously, HE BOUGHT EIGHT PUMPKINS!!! I don't want to gut 8 pumpkins.
  
  
• ...that I'm in disguise on BBC posting to some other moms I talked to outside my regular thread and I'm making them guess who I am. They have been right every time. LOL VERY FUNNY.
  
  
• ...that I find it annoying that my husband changes all the lights in the house to black lights on Halloween. It's too dark and I don't like not being able to see anything.
  
  
• ...that I'm wondering how badly the time change this weekend is going to impact me--err, I mean --my son.
  
  
• ...that I am annoyed that my husband just walked in the door and told me to put the groceries away while he gets back to the all important tasks he needs to get done for Halloween. Doesn't he realize my QUIET TIME IS VALUABLE?? Anyways, it's not that his request was unreasonable; however, he used a fatherly tone and it really irked me. He better be nice to me--there are still 8 pumpkins that need to be gutted before 5:00 this evening...